Sunday, October 25, 2009

El Caracol Mexican cafe -- 5190 Victoria Drive


Let me start by saying that there is a special place in my heart for Salvadorean food in general and pupusas in particular. Hubby is Salvadorean, and he took me to a Salvadorean restaurant for pupusas on one of our first dates. Also, who doesn't like melted cheese surrounded by carbs? No one.

As we went in, we noticed that although the restaurant was nearly empty, all the empty tables were reserved, so we had to sit at the diner-type bar in the window. The only problem with that is that we couldn't see the decor -- at least a quarter of the pleasure of El Caracol. The walls are a beautiful shade of orange, there is thatching over the bar, framed posters of practically every pleasant holiday destination except Mexico and El Salvador, and handwritten signs advertising the specials -- in Spanish, which I love.

We were, however, able to see that one lone middle-class white woman was sitting at one of the reserved tables. And just after we had seated ourselves, her party began to show up in ones and twos.

She began issuing complaints almost immediately. You could tell that someone else had suggested El Caracol and she had been railroaded into it.

It's a small restaurant -- part of its charm. So when you have a resrvation for 12, there is no way to fit them at a single table. It just can't be done there. The woman's solution? A table of 10 and of 2. Wow. What a great party for the last 2 to arrive. I must say, though, that they did provide a fun show for the rest of the evening.

We ordered, then I excused myself. Going to the washroom at El Caracol is fun -- you have to walk through the narrow hallway to the kitchen through it to get to the brightly-coloured washroom. I like knowing exactly how clean the kitchen and washroom are -- a risk in some places, but these ladies keep it immaculate. Also, it's fun to watch the cooks puttering around -- they never seem to be in a hurry, but the food is always out in good time.

Our server (very sweet, bounces between Spanish for hubby and English for me) brought our first course -- nachos.

The nachos there are unreal. Homemade chips, with a crunchiness I have never encountered before. Plentiful, beautifully melted cheese. Chunks of avacado all over. Covered with creme fraiche. We always overeat at El Caracol, but we can't not order the nachos.

Then, as the last couple comes late to the party and stand around looking disgruntled, the pupusas arrive and I can no longer divide my concentration.

Here's how you eat a pupusa.

1. break it open first, otherwise it will burn your tongue.
2. fork out a generous amount of curtido (sort of like sour kraut, but crispier) and cover it with salsa. The curtido and salsa come in abundance at El Caracol. I use mild salsa and then add some spicy to the mix.
3. rip off a piece of pupusa and use it to grab salsa-covered curtido.
4. shove it into your mouth
5. if you use a knife and fork (which I never do), you are a whitey
6. ditto if you get your fingers entirely covered with slop (which I always do)

They are heaven. They should taste exactly like a taco -- melted cheese and beans in a corn flour shell -- but they don't. They're superior by far. For a bonus treat, order horchata to drink. It's like a more pungent version of chocolate milk, with no actual chocolate.

We left the party to wallow in confusion. It was a beautiful evening.

Summary
Food: beautiful
Service: lovely
Price: a fairly cheap date

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Nakodhar Sweets & Restaurant -- 6560 Main Street


There are 3 Indian buffets on the 6500 block of main, and this one is the smallest, least enticing, and by far the best. The restaurant generally has 3 or 4 other tables there -- I've never seen it full. The hot server seems to have a crush on hubby, and the owner enjoys discussing real estate with strangers. There's a special place in my heart for Nakodhar -- we were going to get them to cater our wedding, until we decided to have the wedding in a diner.

And the food!

Beautiful. This is a restaurant that clearly caters to people who eat real Indian food -- it's in little India, run by Indians and I'm usually the only whitey in the place. The common failing of an Indian buffet is that the food will be blanded up in order to appeal to people who want to look adventurous without actually being adventurous. Not a problem here. The food is delicately and thoroughly seasoned, each dish another beautiful texture. And if the waiter has a crush on your husband, the naan keeps on coming.

Summary
Food: delicious
Service: Intermittent, but faster if they have a crush on you
Price: Cheap like borscht!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Fleuri


We chose Fleuri because if you are a vegetarian in Vancouver who wants fine dining, you generally have one option: heirloom tomatoes and gnocchi. Last year it was mixed greens and risotto. These things go in waves. Anyway, Fleuri offered two vegetarian options for both starter and entree.

Our somewhat mousy server hobbled toward us. We inquired after specifics, and got half-hearted responses that made the asparagus sound bland and unappetizing. So we ordered the goat cheese tart. With yellow vine tomato and riccolo and sorrel salad. Sigh. I don't get very excited by pasta, so rather than the taglierini, I ordered the "vegetarian trilogy" for entree. A trilogy of vegetarian dishes: gnocchi, risotto and ravioli. Triple sigh.

After being thoroughly confused by our order, Hobbly went away and returned with a mispronounced amuse-bouche, which I enjoyed -- a boursin croquette. Hubby and I regaled the parents with stories of our young urban friends. Appetizers came out.

The tart was pretty good. I love pastry, and this was well done. I love cheese, and this was a very good cheese. I like mixed greens, and they were green and had an unobjectionable dressing. The parents regaled us with stories of their small-town friends.

Hobbly hobbled back, carrying far too many plates on one hand, and very nearly dropped them. I like a bit of drama every now and again. Then I dug into my trilogy.

It was terrible. Overcooked gnocchi (although with a nice spicy tomato fondue), undercooked cheese ravioli, and bland risotto. I salted. Liberally. Three times. The parents exclaimed over their delicious meat, then conversation turned to weightier matters: who wasn't speaking to whom among the relatives.

For dessert we had a fairly boring menu, or the option of having a run at the chocolate buffet, which we all chose. The chocolate buffet was very good, and I truly wish I'd chosen that for entree as well. Hubby asked about the hobble, and it turned out she had pulled some tendons. She then took my cutlery, leaving me to look longingly at the chocolate buffet rather than have another pass. If I'd known I was only going to get one shot at it, I would have employed a different strategy altogether -- usually my first time I take a small sample from everything, leaving the serious business for round two.

I wouldn't go again. The dessert was fine and the appetizer was delicious, but when I'm eating out, I want all the courses to be excellent. Especially at those prices -- good thing dad paid.

Summary:
Food: Not good
Service: Accidentally entertaining
Price: Ridiculous (although free for us)